Spammer
To you who deluge my Inbox all day
With unsolicited ads and chatter
In digital hell, I reserve you a place:
The hotter and deeper, the better
It seems there’s never a moment
That you do not send some torrent
Of inane messages, posts or twitters
I think to crash my hard drive is better
Than letting you fill it to the brim
With messages that need forwarding
Warning divine retribution when
You do not send it to 50 friends
Did you know, once upon a time,
Mr. Gates so mistakenly opined
That spam would soon run out of time
(The chance of that fat as his behind)
If nothing else, it’s gotten worse
Like a zillion rats and flies giving birth
To an electronic biblical swarm
It’s not the exception but the norm!
I call upon whatever Techno Gods that be!
To hear and act on my fervent plea,
For every insipid message spammers send
Place a thousand boils on their rear ends!
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darkdatu,
from ear to friggin’ ear
lol
ham
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