Spammer

Spammer

To you who deluge my Inbox all day

With unsolicited ads and chatter

In digital hell, I reserve you a place:

The hotter and deeper, the better

It seems there’s never a moment

That you do not send some torrent

Of inane messages, posts or twitters

I think to crash my hard drive is better

Than letting you fill it to the brim

With messages that need forwarding

Warning divine retribution when

You do not send it to 50 friends

Did you know, once upon a time,

Mr. Gates so mistakenly opined

That spam would soon run out of time

(The chance of that fat as his behind)

If nothing else, it’s gotten worse

Like a zillion rats and flies giving birth

To an electronic biblical swarm

It’s not the exception but the norm!

I call upon whatever Techno Gods that be!

To hear and act on my fervent plea,

For every insipid message spammers send

Place a thousand boils on their rear ends!

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darkdatu – who has written 27 post/s on emanilapoetry.

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